I tried

I tried to make something different from myself for dinner tonight. I tried so hard. I wanted to make a nice little fancy rice dish like Dad does. So I went to Shop and Save and picked up a bag of rice, cream of mushroom soup and mozzarella cheese. I came home and put the rice in a pot on the oven. I've actually never cooked rice before but figured how hard could it be? So the rice starts cooking but after 10 minutes it starts sticking to the bottom of the pan. I tried to keep stirring but it just wasn't enough! So I poured the rice into another pan and poured in the cream of mushroom soup to make it better. The rice started getting all mushy and hard to pull a spoon through so I threw on the mozzy cheese and tried to melt it before it became a giant blob.

I scooped it into a bowl and sat down to try and eat it but all I could taste was hard rice with a hint of mushroom. It was like....hard prison mush. I threw it out. Had pizza rolls instead.