The Anchorage Daily News (yes, i've been reading it) put together an article consisting of jokes at Palin's expense. And some of these just had me rolling...I would like to list a few for you:
"John McCain's V.P. pick is the governor of Alaska, an unknown hockey mom named Sarah Palin that no one ever heard of. The only other job she had in politics was the mayor of a small town known as Wasilla, Alaska, and now she has the opportunity to be on a ticket opposite of Barack Obama, the first black man she's ever seen."
"She's not bad-looking. She looks like one of those women in the Van Halen videos who takes off her glasses, shakes out her hair, and then all of a sudden, she's in high heels and a bikini. All of a sudden, I am FOR drilling in Alaska."
"Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is out on the campaign trail, and today she attended a rally in Wisconsin. The Alaska governor said she was thrilled to visit Wisconsin, because she's never been to the Deep South."
"Whoa, man, I like that Sarah Palin looks like the weekend anchor on Channel 9. She looks like the hygienist who makes you feel guilty about not flossing. She looks like the relieved mom in a Tide commercial."
That just makes me feel good inside. Honestly, i'm sorry if you do like Sarah Palin. And really, she will be making huge strides for women if the Republicans win in November. And you can only tell my looking at the picture above how excited she is to be running! But c'mon! Who doesn't like a good joke! (Besides, it's not our moms).
Now I would like to talk about something serious for a moment. Taking 2 Benadryls with dinner and laying down on your couch can have negative effects. I fell asleep and didn't wake up till 11:00 that night, completely missing the Cardinals come back and beat the Cubs at home. Garrr!!
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